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Monday, 5 November 2012

Aardvark Public Service Broadcast:- The Facts of Life from Some Grey Bloke

Let's not beat around the bush here, this is an easy guide to procreation for those not inconsiderable numbers of people who are not at all clear about how it all works. 

By all means watch the videos and learn from them, but please, please, please - DO NOT try this for yourself at home!!!!

The process can only be safely carried out under proper medical supervision....  as it happens I have a St John's Ambulance Brigade certificate in reproductive first aid, so you are completely safe in my hands.......but anyway... watch carefully and take note....and please..... no giggling.

Please read on.....





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  1. Unknown5 November 2012 at 10:13

    <---forever enlightened AA

    *giggle*

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  2. Doug's Blog5 November 2012 at 16:24

    Question: Are you saying that procreation is only possible if one or more partners has a certificate in reproductive first aid?

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    1. AaranAardvark5 November 2012 at 18:29

      Thank you for that very sensible question Doug, the answer is....
      It would be a rather hazardous affair without the correct training, personally I wouldn't even consider it without a certified team of specialist first aiders on call .... I hope that answers your question Doug :-)

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    2. Doug's Blog5 November 2012 at 23:08

      Thanks AA--the science of domestic hygiene is simply making amazing strides!

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  3. Unknown6 November 2012 at 10:48

    So that's how it happened!!! My wife's kept it a secret from me for 23 years now...

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    1. AaranAardvark6 November 2012 at 17:48

      Just as well you happened along then Daseuss. Apologies to Mrs Seuss for letting the cat out of the bag :-)

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    2. Doug's Blog8 November 2012 at 19:02

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    3. AaranAardvark9 November 2012 at 00:20

      Where has your comment gone Doug, I haven't knowingly removed it......

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